FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS:never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall down
REAL FRIENDS: laugh at you and push you back down

FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it